Brazil?

Today a woman asked me if Brazil was WILLLLLD.
- How so, madam?
- Oh, wild, mmm, wild!
- I see, you mean kind of primitive. Sure, madam, at home we have two monkeys that go to the street market to steal bananas for us, because we are very poor. My best shoes are made from TUTU, my beloved domestic alligator that passed away. At home, in the aquarium, we have piranhas. They are beautiful creatures. And so delicious. We have, as well, lots of mosquitoes from the jungle. And we do not speak Spanish, madam, we speak Indian Guarani.